yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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