I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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