Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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