Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Welp...herpes.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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