You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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