Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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