you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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