hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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