He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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