I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
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WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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