i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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