I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
We are all done wearing pants today
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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