did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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