Kiss
Puke
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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