Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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