this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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