She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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