UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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