Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
We got so high we made milksteak
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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