Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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