kristin has been a bad kristin
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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