we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Randomize