Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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