You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize