Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
you inspire me to be a worse person
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I don't deserve a penis
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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