Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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