try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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