Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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