So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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