READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
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his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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