Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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