The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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