It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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