Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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