In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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