So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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