he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
