He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I can't put those talents on a resume
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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