i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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