she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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