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Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
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S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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