Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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