I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
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she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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