I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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