You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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