Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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