Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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