Swine flu is the new snow day.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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