Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
