I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
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Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
My vagina is very pro this idea
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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