so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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