Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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